Dedicated to the utterly oblivious Captain Silos Talbot of the USS Ironside. The only frigate in the US Navy where it was more crotch, less scotch.
"Taken command of the USS Ironside. I've never seen such camaraderie. The men insist on sharing bunks even though there are A LOT of open beds available." -Log of Captain S. Talbot July 23rd, 1799
